A smalish saiyan appeared with a cute tush.

"Big Bang Attack!" he cried

And they all would cheer.

He smiled maliciously and raised his beer.

Up he jumped and away he flew

off to find someone new.

Vegeta loved a good barbecue.

"Over my dead body replied his latest victim.

"That's the idea."

And with that he broke into fits of evil laughter.

This scared Goku forever after.

Veggie powered up and screamed.

Goku showed a smile that beamed.

The battle was short and sweet.

Both competitors felt the heat.

So they went to Vegeta's to have some meat.

Bulma was there fixing her flowers.

"Not until you get in some showers!"

They grumbled and left, their stomach's growling.

By their gait she knew they were scowling.

So she fixed them a meal

complete with rice, eel and seal.

As Bulma thought she had a giggling spree,

to see their faces filled with glee.

As they emerged from the showers covered by towls

Bulma decided to go on the prowl.

She snuck up behind them

And bit their shoulders!

Then showed them what she had in her potholders!

They were so hungry they ate what was in her vat.

Be it wombat or muskrat.

Then they felt fat.

And vomited on her doormat.

She did not like that.

And challenged them to combat.

They laughted as if she were a gnat.

They found themselves face down on the welcome mat.