Goku nervously peeked around the corner of Vegeta's house. He remembered Chi-chi's words that morning: "You made a promise and I expect you to keep it, Goku. I'll not have you lying to anybody, even if it is Vegeta, and setting a bad example for Goten. So you get your missing tail over there and fulfill your promise or you'll never set foot in this house
again!"
 
    Goku shivered. Who knew what satanic things Vegeta had in store for him? Especially after Goku honked Vegeta's rubber nose when he played clown yesterday at Trunks's birthday party. Goku had promised to do whatever Vegeta wanted this day, that had nothing to do with taking over Earth or enslaving its inhabitants.
 
    Goku gingerly rubbed the bruise on his nose where Vegeta had hit him. He ran his hand nervously through his spiky hair.

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     Vegeta woke up with an eager smile on his lips. He hopped out of his bed and concentrated, feeling for Goku's ki. Vegeta opened his eyes, his smile becoming wider and more expectant. Vegeta chuckled. 'I'm going to get Kakarott for...for...HONKING that stupid rubber nose yesterday. How dare he do that?' Vegeta mused. He dressed and went to his front door, behind which Goku was hiding. "Oh Kakarooooooott," Vegeta sneered.
 
    Outside, Goku stiffened. "Aren't you going to come in and PLAY?" Vegeta said in a tone Goku didn't like one bit. The door opened. Goku gulped.

    Vegeta stood there, with a smile even worse than his tone. Goku gulped again. 'WHY did I have to try and persuade Vegeta to be a clown? Why didn't I do it myself? Lack of foresight, Goku, you idiot!" Goku mentally berated himself.

     "First things first," Vegeta said, smirking. Goku got a quizzical look on his face. Suddenly, he was staring at the sky, with stars and fists floating in front of him. "That was for embarrassing me, Kakarott," Vegeta snarled. The air rushed out of Goku's lungs as Vegeta kneed Goku in the stomach. "And that was for convincing me to play a clown, Kakarott," Vegeta snarled.
 
    "Vegeta? Who's that?" Someone yawned behind them. Vegeta's eyes narrowed. "No one. Go away," Vegeta said, stepping out the door and closing it before Bulma saw Goku. To Goku, the closing door dashed his hopes of being saved from a day of pure Hell.
 
    "Oh, no, Kakarott, I'm not finished yet," Vegeta said, picking up Goku by the collar and, though his small size, picked Goku up off his feet. "You see, I'm now going to make you pay for laughing at me," Vegeta hissed. Vegeta's keen ears picked up a whispered, "Kaaa-meee-aaa-meee-AAA!"
 
    Vegeta whirled around and put Goku in front of him. The blast hit Goku square in the back, and he yelled in pain. Vegeta tossed him away disdainfully. He turned his eyes to the bushes where Gohan stepped out.

    "Really, brat, do you think you can hit me from behind?" Vegeta taunted.

    "No, that's your speciality," Gohan spat.
 
    Vegeta smirked. "Ooo, ouch, Kakarott's oldest brat can really pack it in," Vegeta said sarcastically (Can he speak any other way?). "Pack this!" a midget voice cried. "Destructo disk, engage!" A yellow saw blade raced out from behind Vegeta. Vegeta leaped, the disk passing harmlessly underneath him. The disk raced toward Gohan, who ducked just in time.
"Deja vu, aye chrome dome?" Vegeta said, leering. "Really, I don't know why you're mad at me. Kakarott agreed to be my slave, so I'm treating him the way all Saiya-jins treat their slaves. And all those in hiding better come out before I Big Bang Attack you all," Vegeta
threatened. More rustling, and Tien, Chaozu, Yamcha, Krillin, and Master Roshi stepped out next to Gohan.

     "Well, well, well, the gang's all here," Vegeta sneered. Very quickly, Vegeta dove, picked up the dazed Goku by the back of his shirt, and flew back up to where he floated before. "I've decided to do the Big Bang Attack anyway. BIG BANG ATTACK!!!" Vegeta screamed before the Z fighters could react to his announcement.
 
    An explosion rocked the area. A bubble of power expanded, tearing up trees and bushes. Vegeta concentrated, shielding himself, Goku, and his house from the explosion. When all settled down, Vegeta pulled Goku so the two Saiya-jins were face to face. "I spared you because I need you in...ALMOST...tip-top shape," Vegeta said, smirking.
 
    Vegeta landed, surveying his handy work. "VEGETAAAA!!!" Bulma screamed. "Oops," Vegeta muttered sarcastically. "Vegeta! You've AGAIN ruined my garden! When will you people leave my flowers alone?! Is it a crime to try and spruce up the place a bit?!" Bulma screeched.
 
    "So wish it back," was all Vegeta said, then flew off, Goku in hand. Vegeta soared to an abandoned area and tossed Goku down on the ground. Goku landed hard.

    "Oof!" Goku said.

    "Pika?" a small voice asked. Vegeta stared at the yellow mouse-looking thing stepping out in front of him. Three humans followed.

    "What kind of pokemon is that?" the small boy asked, holding up a red electronic book. Something beeped, and the boy looked back at Vegeta.

    Vegeta tilted his head. "How do you know it's a pokemon, Ash? Pretty human to me," the girl complained. "Some pokemon can give disguises, Misty," the tall boy pointed out.
 
    "I don't care, I'm going to catch it!" the boy cried. He took a marble-sized ball from his belt. He pushed a button and the ball grew bigger. "Pokeball, go!" the boy cried, and he threw the ball at Vegeta.
 
    Vegeta smirked, until the ball opened up as a beam of light raced out, grabbed him, and dragged him into the ball. The ball closed, and the humans watched anxiously as Vegeta struggled.

    "rrrrrrrraaaaRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!" Vegeta screamed in rage, and the pokeball exploded, and he emerged enraged. "I think you got it mad, Ash," the tall boy said fearfully. "Pikachu, thunder jolt!" The small boy cried. "PII-KAA-CHUUU!" the small mouse-thing cried, lightening racing out to shock him. Vegeta formed a shield around him, and the lightening bounced harmlessly off. Vegeta's eyes narrowed dangerously.
 
    Goku, seeing this, dragged himself away. "Do you think that stupid ball could trap me, or that stupid mouse could harm me? You have a lot to learn, brat," Vegeta snarled. "Let me try. Onix, go!" the tall boy cried, throwing a pokeball. A huge stone monster emerged, roaring. Vegeta crossed his arms, unimpressed.
 
    "The other pokemon doesn't seem afraid!" the girl cried. The stone monster snapped at Vegeta. Vegeta punched the thing, only to have it rear back in surprise and Vegeta only receiving a sore fist.
 
    The humans just stared as Vegeta shook his hand. "Is that the best thing it's got?" the girl asked, shocked.

    "You wish," Vegeta growled, his voice doing that raspy thing it does whenever he gets really mad on the American show.
 
    Onix again tried to bite Vegeta, but Vegeta acted first. "Big Bang ATTACK!" Vegeta screamed. The humans, the mouse-thing, and the stone monster were blown back as the explosion...well...exploded.
 
    After the rubble settled, Vegeta flew to where the measly group had landed. They were sprawled, and they were covered in dirt and debris. "Ooo! We have to catch that pokemon!" someone with a slight English accent cried happily. "Koffing! Eggins (Did I get that right? I don't know,)! Attack!"
 
    The small boy jumped up. "No, team Rocket! That pokemon is mine!" he cried. "I'm nobodys pokemon! I'm not even a poke- wait a second. Team Rocket?" Vegeta murmured, thinking.

    "To protect the world from devastation!"

    "To unite all people within our nation!" "to denounce the evils of truth and love!" "To extend our reach to the stars above!"
 
    Vegeta tuned out then, rolling his eyes.

    "Muk! Go! Go kick hiss butt!" the small boy cried, plugging his nose. A purple mound of slop appeared in front of Vegeta. Vegeta coughed and backed away.

    "Muuuk!" the thing moaned. "Onix! Attack!" The tall boy cried.
 
    "Starmie! Staru! Go!" The girl cried. "Eggins! Koffing! Attack!" the woman cried.
 
    "Meeeowth!' a cat-like thing cried. "I'll show that stupid Persian that I'm top cat!" Vegeta was then bombarded with creatures attacking. Vegeta, after five minutes then losing his temper, spread his arms and legs apart and screamed in rage. A bubble of power expanded,
burning all those it touched. Vegeta spied Goku flying towards him, then being burned by the bubble.
 
    Vegeta stopped, smirking, then looked up as Onix fell on top of him. Then all was black.
 
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     Vegeta woke up in a small bed. He bolted upright and looked around. Goku was next to him, followed by the mouse-thing, the purple goo, the stone monster, the snake-thing, the cat-thing, the round ball-thing, team rocket, the small boy, the tall boy, and the girl.
 
    Vegeta climbed out of the bed and shoved Goku. "Get up, Kakarott, we're leaving," Vegeta said. Goku sat up, blinking. "You're not going anywhere," a female voice said behind Vegeta. Vegeta turned. A woman with pink hair with loops stood there, also with a woman with blue, spikey, wavy hair, and a man with graying hair.
 
    "I've never seen anything like it! Remarkable!" the man cried with a slightly English accent.
 
    "Riachu!" something called. Vegeta looked at it. A orange mouse thing stood there, only it wasn't a mouse-thing like the yellow mouse-thing. "Riachu!" it said again.

    Vegeta smirked, thinking how much its raspy voice sounded a tiny bit like his own.
 
    The orange mouse-thing toddled over and looked up at Vegeta.

    "Riaachu?" it said questioningly. Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. Then he turned back to the woman with the pink hair. "Out of my way, woman. I'm leaving now,"

    Vegeta said. The group stood firm. Vegeta marched over and knocked them out of the way. Goku followed. "Professor Oaks!" the small boy cried, conscious.
 
    Vegeta barged out the front door of the building, then flew home, Goku in tow. Suddenly, an annoying voice started narrorating.

    "Will our heros catch this strange pokemon? Or will team Rocket succeed in the end? Find
out, as our-"

    "Ah, shut up!" Vegeta shouted.

   THE END!

 I know, I know! I was feeling like writing a rediculous story, OK?
Enjoy!