Bulma opened up the fridge and got out two beers and a cola.  She slid one beer across the table to Krillin, set the cola down in front of Gohan, and sat down with a beer.

Gohan: hey! I want a beer too! give me one.

Krillin: (laughing) that’s a good one Gohan.

Gohan: come on, what brand is it anyway? Camel Adams?

Bulma: that would be Samuel Adams, (giggle) camels are cigarettes! and no its not Sam
            Adams. It is a non name brand (ha ha)

Gohan: I don’t mind, why don’t ya just toss me one Bulma!

Krillin: (hu ha) come on Gohan your crackin’ me up (haw haw) you could grow up to be a
              comical warrior! (ha he ho ho haaaa)

Gohan: no, I’m serious! I deserve a beer as much as you!  just because I’m a little kid doesn’t
            mean I can’t handle it. ( he walks over to the fridge)

Bulma:(stepping infront of to block the fridge) sorry Gohan, but your mom would kill me if she
            found out I let her have alcohol.

Krillin: yeah Bulma, I can just hear her now.... “Oh my baby is a juvenile delinquent and it’s
            all you two’s fault......”

Gohan: well who’s gonna tell her huh?!

Bulma: oh Gohan, Chi chi finds out everything about everything and everyone!  besides, that is
            one top quality cola!

Gohan: well I’m worth more than a top quality cola I’m worth a top quality beer!
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Bulma: hey, I’ll buy you one when you’re older and Chi chi is a little  less....... the way she is.

Gohan: hey, who needs age?  I’ve kicked some major ass and still do!  now give me a god
            damn beer now!

Bulma and Krillin exchanged looks.  They both started laughing at Gohan’s choice of words
            and the funny look on his face when he said it.
 
Krillin: (still laughing at the kid) (hee hee) gee Gohan, I think your a  little young to be using
            profanity like that (ah ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Bulma: (also laughing) yeah! (ha ha) you would never see that on (giggle) one of your little
            tinker toy boxes would you? (tee hee ha)

Gohan: (getting very irritated) why don’t you two just shut the hell up!  I can have a beer!
 

Krillin: (almost dying of laughter) temper temper, you don’t want to sound like Bulma right?
            (ha ha hm hm ha)
 

Bulma: (suddenly stops laughing) well I’m not the one covering up my little bald head with a
            really big base ball cap now am I you little twerp?!(leaning over the table and getting
                into krillin’s face) and what exactly do you mean  by my temper?!
 

Krillin: uh..I-I-I (suddenly seeing gohan approaching the refridgorator) hey Gohan stop right
            there! no beer!
 

Gohan: I’ll kick your ass for it Krillin (getting into fighting stance)
 

Krillin: whoa Gohan settle down
 

Gohan: no!
 

Bulma: Gohan you’ve never drank beer before and why should you start now you little
            wannabe alcoholic?  besides, we should be focusing on one thing, the dragon balls and
            not stupid little arguments.
 

Gohan: then quit arguing with me and give me a fricken beer!  you can’t tell me no! your not my
            mom!
 

Krillin: so what Gohan? we can’t give you a beer .
 

Bulma: besides, your dad will be here soon, and he wouldn’t like what’s going on.
 

Gohan: oh yeah, aww...
 

Krillin: and Goku doesn’t drink ever any way.
 

Bulma: (begining to laugh again) and my dad stocks everything in his ships.  He probably put a
            12 pack in Goku’s ship’s refridgorator.
 

Krillin: yeah can’t you just see him opening it? “gosh, how did this get in here?  I’ll have a
            refreshing sport soda instead! it would taste better and be better for me!”  (Krillin and
            Bulma both begin bursting out in laughter)
 

Bulma: (ha ha) yeah, a big cheesy dumb looking grin on his face like he’s in a television
            commercial or something! (mph ha ha hee)
 

Krillin: yeah (ha ha) ain’t that (ho ho) funny G...G.. Go..(he suddenly stops laughing) Gohan?!
 

 Gohan is sitting looking at Krillin and Bulma’s worried faces looking strait back into his.  He has a gigantic evil grin on his, and he is drumming his fingers on the table.

Gohan: sure wish daddy could her this interesting conversation. I can’t wait till he arrives.
 

Bulma: y-y-you  wouldn’t Gohan!
 

Gohan: oh, I don’t know. mabey a cold brewsky would suade my decision.
 

Krillin: I think he has us backed into a corner Bulma (Bulma goes over to the fridge grabs a
            beer and sets it infront of Gohan)
 

Gohan: why thanks you guys you shouln’t have, I wonder what changed your minds! ( he opens the can and begins to drink, then spits it all over the  table) bleck! this stuff tastes like carbonated dog piss!

Gohan walks over to the sink, pours down the beer and grabs a cola.  He sits down and drinks it.  Krillin and Bulma just stand there, feeling really  stupid.  Bulma puts her hand through her hair and gulps her beer.

Bulma: about 10 more of these (gulg chug) yeah, that should do it (gulp gulk gulg)