Goku:  Shh.  Quiet, little baby

(Goten was almost asleep in his father’s arms)

Vegeta: Kakkarotto!  Look at this amusing moving coat rack!

(Vegeta grabbed onto the rack lift and was lifted into the air doing flips and tricks)

Goku: Oh fun!

(He almost threw Goten into Chichi’s arms and ran after Vegeta)

Wow this is cool.

Bulma:(coming out of a dressing room wearing an expensive dress) Vegeta! Get down from there.  You’re worse than a little kid!  Ah!  where’s Trunks?

(she looks over and sees Trunks crawling to the top of a display stack)

Vegeta, stop him!
 

Vegeta:(still playing on the the lift) Why? the brat’s not dematirializing anything
 

Bulma: (running after Trunks) ooh Vegeta you make me so mad...ow!

(a security gaurd has Bulma’s hands behind her back)

Hey, let go of me!  What are you doing?!
 

Gaurd: Trying to shoplift this dress, eh?

Bulma: I’m trying to get my baby off your display if you don’t mind you big lug!

Gaurd: Sure...tell it to the judge-uh!

(Vegeta has the security gaurd by the  back of the neck)

Vegeta: take your hands off my wife!

(knocks him through the wall.  He protectively puts his arm around Bulma’s waist, and kicks over the ten foot display case Trunks is crawling on.  The display stack collapses and Trunks comes falling down.)
 

Bulma: Vegeta catch him!

(Still he stands theer while Trunks is almost to the ground and Bulma is screaming her head off.  In less than a second, Trunks is in his other arm)

Vegeta: Jittery female.

Bulma: Me, jittery?!  If you hadn’t gone and-

(she is interupted by Chichi screaming)

Chichi: Gohan!!! (she runs through the store with baby Goten and a lot of
shopping bags in her arms) come down here right now!

(Gohan, Goku, and Krillin are jumping up on the ceiling rods.)

Vegeta: That seems like good sport! here, take your purple-haired brat.

Gohan: Mom!  It’s fun, they’re doing it.

Chichi: Goku, you come down too!

Goku: come on Chichi, can’t we just have a little bit of fun?  Your store  rules are too hard.

Chichi: Goku!

Goku: Ok ok!  Let's get down Gohan.

Chichi: Well that is more like it.  Now lets buy the two of you and Goten a new out-fit.

Vegeta:(jumping around on the celing rods with Krillin) Anything would be better that his
            Namek wannabe get-up he always wears (laughs histerically at his own joke)

Gohan: Hey!  Don’t you make fun of Mr. Piccolo you vegetable-headed, ugly, old........

Goku: Gohan!

Gohan: Sorry. (mumbling) Dumb fagety punk-ass mother-

Chichi: Oh, wouldn’t this look darling on my little Gohan?

Bulma: hey you’re right Chichi.  You should look into a fashion career. (whispering) I’m
            buying this for Vegeta.  What do think of it?

Vegeta: I heard that with my great saijin ears, and I can see that ridiculous shotty sewn piece of
            cloth from up here with my far seeing saijin eyes.  So just to make sure you don’t waste
            your money, before you buy that piece of crap, Don’t!

Bulma: Oh Vegeta you’re impossible!

Vegeta: (with his evil smirk) Why, thank you.

Chichi: Come on Gohan, try this on....

Gohan: Aww.... (grabs the outfit and walks into the dressing room)

Krillin:(from across the store) Hey Goku!  You think I should buy this for 18?
(he is holding up a silky, skimpy, piece of red ligerie)

Vegeta: Hey, that looks almost exactly like my most favorite night gown of Bulma’s!

Bulma: Vegeta! ooh...... someday I’m going to find a way to hit him hard enough to actually
            hurt him!

Chichi: Oh my!  Krillin are you crazy?!  Stop flashing that thing around the store.  Everyone is
            starring and you’re setting a bad example for Gohan.

Vegeta: Stop gawking you fools before I galactic cannon all of your stupid asses!

Krillin:(ignoring Vegeta’s mindless threats to all the shoppers and putting it back) Gee
            whiz!  She can even boss me around and I’m not even married to her.

Chichi: Come out and show everyone how your new out-fit looks on you Gohan!
 

Gohan: Mom!
 

Chichi: Come on sweety.... an Goku, you try on this out-fit.

Goku: Aww... come on Chichi, why don’t we just come back another day?

Chichi: Try it on.

Gohan: Mom, I don’t like this one.

Krillin: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Krillin falls to the ground laughing at Gohan’s clothes)

Goku: Hey Chichi, why don’t you let me hold Goten, and you can go try on a dress?

Chichi: oh, me?  well ok!  I could use a new dress (She gives Goten to Goku and looks for a
            dress)

Goku: You can go take that off now Gohan.

Gohan: Yay!

Bulma: Vegeta, try on these clothes or I promise I will make you sorry.

Vegeta: Oh I’m so scared!  What are you going to do? Cook for me ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Bulma: Why you-

Vegeta: Besides, why don’t you women torture Krillin with your “have to buy men new
            clothes” routine?

Bulma: That’s a good idea, Vegeta.  Here, take Trunks.  Come on, Krillin, this will be fun.

Krillin: NO! uh... I mean, I’m too small for any of the clothes here!

Bulma: that’s ok, they have a great children’s department!

Vegeta&Gohan&Goku laugh thier heads off.

Bulma: Don’t listen to them Krillin, or we could all go to capsul and eat some of my home
            cooking.

Krillin: Oh no, man!

Vegeta looked at his squirming son and set him down on the ground.  Goku set down Goten and looked at Vegeta, they both had mischevious looks on thier faces.

Vegeta&Goku: ESCALATORS!!!!

Gohan: Hey, don’t forget me!!! (runs after his father and Vegeta)

Chichi comes back and finds the two babies all alone on the floor.

Chichi: GOOOOKUUUUUUU!!!!!! (she sceamed so loud that Krillin, Bulma,
Gohan, Vegeta, Goku, and ten security gaurds came running) You left the
babies all by themselves!

The gaurds: Folks, we’re going to have to ask you and your party to leave the store for a lot of
                    reasons.

Nobody bought anything, then, they gang all went to burger king to eat
supper.

Burger king worker: You want how many burgers?!

All the men (including Gohan): chomp, munch, crunch, slurp, this was a fun
day shopping.

Chichi and Bulma sighed and rested their heads on the table.  Both Goten and
Trunks giggled.