"Hey! What makes you think you have the right to barge in here unannounced? How did you get past security?  Bulma!! The security robots have been fed peanut butter again!! They're letting strange people into the building!  And get me some some coffe, woman!!  What? You have permission from Lily to be here? That little half-blood! Fine. You're safe, for now, human, but don't think I'm getting soft.  One wrong move and you're mine!  Bulma!! Where's that cup of coffe I asked for!! "
 

  "How did I get up here all of a sudden? Something's wrong with those rocks down there. They look odd.  The color is all messed up.  Is someone getting lazy?? Hmm...Where did that blue-haired woman run off to?  I NEED MY CAFFIEN!! Damn it! You can never find good help around here.  Do you have any caffinated drinks on you? Yes? No? By Kami, I swear, if you're holding back on me I'll beat you into a bloody pulp! Why are you still here?  Who let you in? This is my domain!! MINE MINE MINE MINE!!"

""Why won't you leave?  Don't you know how annyoying it is to have people stand around and gawk at you as if you were some kind of image on screen, simply there to entertain your pathetic excuse for a being? Do you? Go bother Kakkarrotto!"

   "Oohh... So you won't leave, huh? You shouldn't stick your nose into other people's buisness if you don't want to lose it.  Still won't go? Well, you're gonna regret that!!  HAAAAAA!!!!  Feel my wrath!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!  Shineee!!! Prepare for       trouble!!"

"So, you think you're smart, huh? You think you're tough, just because you took my color away and made me hurt myself by depriving me of my presciouse caffien.  Well, you're wrong!! I'll have you know that ki blast was MEANT to hit me!! I just wanted to show you what might happen if you don't start listening to the words of the Saiyan Prince!! Now, do you know WHO the Saiyan Prince is?  I should hope you do! Bow down before the imperial majesty!!"

  "NANI!?? You bowed to him!??? You're supposed to bow to me! ME!!  ME, DAMMIT!!  Kakkarrotto! You're going to pay for this!!"

"Guuh...."
    "Heh.  That ought to teacht you to steal away MY subjects.  NExt time, think before you act, baka!  I'M your prince! I'M YOUR PRINCE!!!  You're supposed to be bowing to me!! And, oh, good! The color's back!  Now, somebody get me something nice to eat!"
 

"Mmmm.... Waffle crackers.... These are always good to crunch on.  Hey, waitaminuite! Why am I a child?? NooO!!! I'm chibi! I'm chibi!! Now I'm even shorter than I was before!!! GAAAHHH!!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!  PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK UP TO ME, NOT DOWN AT ME!!!"

  "Oh, good! Now I'm back to my original age and HEY!! BULMA'S TALLER THAN ME!! I'M STILL SHORT!! AW, DAMMIT!! This is depressing."
    "Oh, stop your whining, Vegeta!! I've always been taller than you!"
    "No you haven't!'
    "Yes, I have!"
    "Then how come I'm almost at level with Kakkarotto sometimes? Like when we do the fusion!"
    "See, now, SOMETIMES.  It's called inconsistancies with the artists and story board managers.  You just grow whenever they see fit.  You shrink when you're not needed."
    A pause.  Vegeta seethes with rage.
    "Are your pants too big for you? They look too high up."
    "Leave me alone, woman.  Don't you think you've caused enought trouble?"

   "Trouble?"
                                            "Make it double."
"To protect the world from DEVASTATION!"
                                               "To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils, of truth and love!"
                                                    "To extend our reach to the stars above!"

  "Jesse!"
"James!"
 

    "What in the world?"
    "Hey, you don't belong here! security!!"
    "There is no security!"
    "What?"
    "Someone put peanut butter into the security robots' drive systems."
    "Gaahhh!! Not again! Trunks! You're in big trouble!"
 

  "Ooo!! Sweet! Look at the pretty lady with the blue hair!"
 

  "My dear, would you go out with me? How 'bout a nice restauraunt?  Please, accept this rose as a token of  my adoration."

  "Oh my GOD! Vegeta! He's scaring me! He's starting to glow with an eerie blue light!"
                                                "Turn away, Bulma, just turn away! Hey, you! Stay away from my wife, you sick freak!"
 
 
  "Get out of here now, before I blast you into smitherines! Uhh... where did Bulma go? Bulma? Bulma?"

*gasp* "H-he... spontaniously combusted!! H-he just exploded for no reason whatsoever!!"
 
                             "!!!!!  There you are.    Uh... okay...  Earthlings.... I just don't understand... you strange, strange creatures."

                "I heard that's what happens when you don't pass gas regularly."

            "??????   Are you talking about combusting... or disappearing then reappearing without doing anything?"

            "Uh..."

            "Nevermind.  I don't think I want to know."
 

   "Buu! Hey, guys!"

"Aaaaahhh!!!"

"Krillen! What are you doing here?"

"I was wondering if either of you had some hair gel I can borrow."

"There's none here.  Go away."

"C'mon! I'm sure one of you uses at least a bottle a day."

"What?"

"Well, how else would Vegeta keep his hair up wihout using tons of hair gel."

"I don't use hair gel."

"Then, how do you keep it up?  What, do you just repeatedly stick forks into outlets, or do you just manage your ki to keep it up?  Or does your hair jsut naturally stick up like that?"

"That's it!! You're going to wish you never set foot in this house, you little runt."

"Vegeta... don't mangle the guests.  Even if they aren't invited. It's not polite."

"Oh, so now you think you're all high and mighty since you can make your hair change color in a snap, huh? Well, I can do something like that! Watch! Now you see it...."

  "Now, you don't!! Heehee!"

  "..........."

  " Oh, my...."
 
  "I'll do it again. Watch! Now you see it...."

  "Now, you don't!  Pretty neat, huh?"

"My GOD! You're hair is just popping in and out!"
"That's impossible! H-how are you doing that?"
"Easy, watch again, and learn from the master, the Ancient art of Hair Fu!!!
  Unlike Goku's speacialy, Food Fu!!"
"Uhh..."
"Uhh..."
 
To be continued......
 
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    This is by no means done.  I'll add some more once I find the time and get more inspiration and images to use.  'Till next time!  Let me know what you think!

people have gone insane.....

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                    Food Fu- The martial arts of eating, specialty of the Son family, not including people with dignity like Chi-chi or Videl