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Chibi-Trunksisms
(The Key to Survival If Your Daddy is Vegeta)
Submitted by Claudette cloverdale_2001@yahoo.com
1. If you’re going to make Daddy mad, do it when Mommy’s there.
2. When Daddy says “Do you want a spanking,” the answer is definitely “NO!!”
3. When training, it is NOT funny to snap Daddy’s spandex.
4. Saying “Wow, Goten’s Daddy is way stronger than you” to Daddy is a bad idea.
5. Never mention the name “Yamcha” in my house.
6. Note to self: Don’t ever try to steal food from Daddy’s plate when he’s not looking EVER again.
7. Yelling, “Oh no it’s Frieza” is NOT a funny joke.
8. Noting how much smarter Mommy is than Daddy is not a good idea.
9. Saying “Wow Daddy! You’re the strongest in the Universe!” is a sure way to get a new toy.
10. Goten is a rival. Goten is a rival. Goten is a rival.
11. At Christmas I will refrain from referring to Daddy as “The Grinch.”
12. Don’t think I’ll be telling Mommy she could do better in front of Daddy any more.
13. I like pain. I like pain. I like pain.
14. Next time Daddy tells me he could have ruled an entire planet, I won’t say, “Get over yourself, Daddy.”
15. Note to self: Don’t argue with Daddy when he tells the story of how Gohan couldn’t have beaten Cell without his help for the 300th time.
16. Got to stop laughing when Mommy yells at Daddy and makes him cower.
17. Pictures taken of Daddy wearing Mommy’s apron and scrubbing the floor are not to be shared with dinner guests.
18. Never eat carrots in front of Daddy. He gets all mad for some reason.
19. A pink shirt is NOT an appropriate Father’s Day gift.
20. Never “help” Mommy by pouring starch into the washing machine when she’s washing Daddy’s spandex.
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21. Trying to explain to Daddy that knitting is not a hobby for girls is a difficult thing to do.
22. I am never to mention Daddy's failed attempt to grow a beard when trying to make new friends.
23. I will refrain from trying to shave Daddy's silly beard off when he's asleep.
24. The next time Daddy says "Do you want me to hit you?" I will not say "Let's see you try."
25. When Daddy hits, turn on the tears and make a dash for Mommy.
26. It is not funny to hide a music box that plays "It's a Small World Afterall" over and over again in
Daddy's training room.
27. When doing something similar to the above, do not admit to it being funny in front of Daddy.
28. Asking Daddy why he still calls himself the Prince of All Saiya-jin even though his father is dead is
not a good idea.
29. Declaring that you must have been adopted is not the best of things to do when sparring with
Daddy in the training room (though this could get really weird if Daddy agreed with you. )
30. Telling Daddy that spandex really shouldn't be worn by anyone, much less him, is usually followed
by intense pain.
31. Saying "Wow Daddy! You're the shortest man in the Universe!" is a sure way to lose ALL your toys.
32. Making silly drawn-on faces on Daddy's gloves and boots is not a funny joke.
33. Leaving thumbtacks in Daddy dinner gets me a coma and hospital food.
34. Future scheme: Nail Daddy to the ceiling while he sleeps, and video tape the outcomes when he
wakes up. Be sure to use a hidden camera, and stay far, far away.
35. Pictures of Daddy with his beard stuck in the vacuum and Mommy laughing maniacally must be kept
in secret.
36. Note to self: Never tell Goten anything secret and-or important.
© October 2001, West Capital City : A Vegeta Lover's Asylum
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