Hey there Lady Crys

Chibi Vegeta's Handbook:

the DO's and DON'Ts of a Little Saiyaling

brought to you in part by West Capital City : A Vegeta Lover's Asylum

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    260.     Hamsters are good Feet warmers! DO use them!

    261.     How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?

    262.     Pink Spandex is NOT allowed.

    263.     DO run around the palace, ordering slaves to do silly things!

                Veggie: Bwa! Ha! Haa! I want you to run around in pink tights!
                Slave: *Whimper* Yes, Prince...
                Veggie: Gyaaah!

    264.     I still don't know how many licks it takes...

    265.    Invader Zim! Come visit my house! i'm only a few light years away from YOUR planet!

    267.    Santa's beard DOES come off!

               Fake santa: Why, hello little boy!
                Veggie: GYAH!! ::pulltugpulltug::
                Santa: OOWWW! ::snap::

    268.    Don't use noodles as dental floss! They get stuck there!

    269.    For that matter, don't use parrots, tails, refrigerators, or boots! Gloves might work though...

    270.     OW! DON'T use hamsters as feet warmers! They bite!

    271.    Don't sing "Jingle Bells" In summer.

    272.     Slave guard go down the HOOOOLE!
                Guard: AAAAGGGHFRGBT!

    273.    Girls have big chests.

    274.    Some don't.

    275.     Don't ask daddy why girls have big chests.

                "Daddy?"
                "Gurrr.."
                "Why do girls have big chests? and some don't?"
                 ::looks up:: "Where did you see them?"
                "In the locker room."
                "HOW DIDJA GET IN?!?" *frantic*

    276.     Don't tell daddy that he can order girl-slaves to pole dance.

    277.     I still don't know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center..I'm at 245!

    276.    Dogs are warm and fuzzy.

    277.     So are Kitties, Ferrets, Furry Lizards, parrots...

    278.    I found out how many licks it takes! but I'm not telling so THERE!
                Furiza: BUT I MUST KNOW!

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279. On the day of your daddy's big "Rulers of the universe" meeting replace their wine glasses with very strong vodka and lock the doors.

280. Really Scientific Experiment # 40 : See What happens when curious monkeys named George touch high voltage fences.

281. Really Scientific Expiriment # 41: See what happens when Freeza touches a high voltage fence, try to see if he glows in the dark afterwards!

282. Steal Freeza's funny make-up and see what your daddy looks like with it on.

283. Steer clear of funny genderless men named after refrigerating appliances.

284. Really Scientific Experiment #42: Jump off a cliff and see if the little shoulder wing things on your armor let you fly!

285. Really Scientific Experiment # 43: Throw other people off cliffs and see if it lets them fly!

286. Be sure to read the golden book named "Pop! Goes the hamster and other fun microwave games!"

287. See how many cups of sugar it takes to make Freeza's big pink fat friend guy self combust. Extra points if he turns magenta first!

288. Don't stick your tongue in the fan.

289. Do stick other people's tongues in the fan. Extra Points if its on!

290. Really Disturbing Memory #3: Remember that time you walked in on Nappa with bright pink lipstick and green eye shadow on while he was posing in front of a full length mirror?

"Oh yes you are so beautiful!"

Chibi Veggie walks in on Nappa.

" Oh? You want me to pose again? Okay!"

Nappa sees Vegeta.

" Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Veggie: "Ahhhhh!!!!!!!"

291. See if you can find a square watermelon

292. Really Scientific Experiment #44: Take a couple pretty magic markers and draw lots of colorful lines all over you.

293. Really Scientific Experiment #45: See what happens if you run into the big meeting naked after you draw the pretty lines. 1

294. Run fast if Freeza gets [too] excited.

295. Photo copy scary faces of yourself and hang them up in Freeza's room while he's sleeping. Hide inside the wheelchair thing and see what he does when he wakes up.

296. Call a big universe rulers meeting while your dad is sick and pretend you're the king.

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    297.    Really...Interesting Experiment:
            Step 1: Take Shaving Cream & put into Zarbons hand, tickle him on his cheek with a feather.
            Step 2: Put Zarbons other hand into a glass of warm water
            Step 3: Go into Freizas room & inject him with a tranquilizer, then fly Freiza to Zarbons room.
            Step 4: Put Freiza down so that his head is laying in Zarbons lap *hehe* & then put shaving cream all over him.
            Step 5: Go wake daddy up & tell him that something is wrong with Freiza & Zarbon, then take him to Zarbons room, and watch the fun begin.

      King Vegeta: AHHH!
      Zarbon *still sleeping*: Freiza mmmmm...
      King: *runs away screaming*
      Vegeta: *laughs cynically*

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    298.    Really Scientific Experiment # 45:     Switch Bardock's armor with Zarbon's. Paint Bardock blue all over, put Zarbon's jewelry on him, and place a blue wig on Bardock. See if his crew is confused.

    299.    Never change the space routes of baby Saiyans. You might change the destiny of the universe.

    300.    Really Scientific Experiment #46:    At a banquet, throw push pins at people from a loose tile in the ceiling. When you run out of push pins, make your disappearance with toilet paper and shaving cream and yell "GREAT SAIYAMAN! OH MY GOD THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN IS BEHIND FRIEZA!"

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