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Debbie McKee merlins_mistriss@excite.com emailed me with this forward that she found while browsing the web. She brought to my attention the interesting notion that Bulma could have posted something like this on her fridge, perhaps even shared it with Chichi, Videl, maybe even Andriod 18, possibly as an idea that hse might later suggested to her all0too-perfect significant other.. Who knows? There's always a possibility. :P
Seminars For Men
Once again, the female staff will be offering courses for men of any marital status. Class size will be limited to 12, as course material may prove difficult to most men.
Course # Course Title
101 Combating Stupidity
102 You Too Can Learn Housework
103 PMS--Learning To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
105 We Don't Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas, Just Give
Us Money
106 Understanding The Female Response To You Coming Home Drunk At 4 A.M.
107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
108 Parenting: No It Does Not End With Conception
109 Get A Life--Learn To Cook
110 How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong
111 Spelling--Even You Can Get It Right
112 Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113 You--The Weaker Sex
114 Reasons To Give Flowers
115 How To Stay Awake After Sex
116 Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
117 Garbage--Getting It To The Curb
118 Yes, You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Try
119 The Morning Dilemma--If It's Awake, Take A Shower
120 The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
121 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
122 Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
123 The Remote Control--Overcoming Your Dependency
124 Blanket Fluffing After Farting Is Not Necessary
125 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
126 You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
127 Honest, You Do Not Look Like Mel Gibson,
Especially When You're Naked
128 Changing Your Underwear--It Really Works
129 The Attainable Goal--Omitting Four Letter Words From Your Vocabulary
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